Feb 12–15, 2027 · Los Angeles · Chicago · San Francisco

THE NUN
from THE CONJURING cordially invites you to

A HORRORVALENTINE’S DINNER

Mrs. Ladadee offering a bowl of pink candy

Bonnie Aarons as Mrs. Ladadee

Four courses, a live horror show performed at your table, and the premiere of a film nobody outside the room has seen.

From $179 a table for two · everything included

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60 seats a seating · 21+ · More cities open as these fill

The Mrs. Ladadee Valentine’s Day Experience

Bonnie Aarons — The Nun — stars in the film, which plays in full across the wall all evening. She does not appear in person. The dinner is performed live by a local cast of five.

Reserve

Three cities to start.

30 tables a seating.

Sixty people in the room, and no more.
Two seatings a night. Eight across the weekend. Once.

Dinner includedFour courses and a Lemon Drop each — a real one, and included. One price covers two people entirely.

21+A cocktail comes with every ticket. Bring ID.

Plans change?Transfer your table to anyone, free, any time.

90 minutesPlus the feature, playing all night. Nobody touches you.

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The film you’ll see

It has never been released.

In 1982, after a season of falling ratings, the children’s programme Mrs. Ladadee was cancelled. On the final episode, live in front of a studio audience, the elderly host poisoned every child on the show.

Starring The Nun from The Conjuring — Bonnie Aarons — as Mrs. Ladadee
with Alex Essoe · Eileen Dietz · Kelli Maroney

It plays across the wall for the whole evening, months before anyone else sees it. You will see it before critics do.

What happens

You are not an audience.
You are the contestants.

You'll be handed a number at the door. A woman in a pink pinafore takes your coat and asks your name, then writes it down — even though she already said it when you walked in.

Dinner is four courses and all of it is pink. The popcorn, the soup, the pasta, the ice cream. Ask why and you'll be told it's your favourite. She'll be gone before you can answer.

Somewhere in the first ten minutes the entire room ends up singing a song none of you knew an hour ago. That part is deliberate. It has to happen early, so that it can happen again later.

Then the film cuts out mid-sentence, and the house lights don't come up.

We'd rather not tell you the rest.

Ninety minutes. Four courses. No bow.

Who is serving you

The past contestants.

Every woman in that room won the programme once. She was picked out of an audience, given a number, taken by the hand and walked off camera into the house lights.

Nobody saw her again.

She takes your coat now. She pours your drink and brings every course. She has a contestant number of her own, and it is older than yours.

Ribbons — two, always uneven
Ruffled collar — white, starched
Numbered badge — hers is a lower number
Gingham pinafore — pink, pressed, period-correct
The tray — she never sets it down, not once, all night
Mary Janes — you will hear them before you see her
The face — not shown here. You will see it on the night.

Five of them, still in the uniform they were photographed in.
In character from the door to the lights.

They are bubbly for the first forty minutes — genuinely, unnervingly bubbly. They know your name, they refill your glass, they call you sweetheart. Then one of them stops mid-sentence and doesn't start again.

What you will eat

Four courses.
All of it is pink.

Not a garnish, not a theme — the whole table. This is what she fed them on the programme, and it is what you are getting.

ON ARRIVAL

Pink popcorn

In a numbered paper cup, handed to you before you sit down.

FIRST

Beet soup, or pink slaw and deviled eggs

The colour is beetroot, not dye. It is the first thing that tells you she was serious.

SECOND

Pink pasta in beet cream

Family style, brought to the table in a shared bowl. They keep coming back to refill it.

THIRD

The candy

A tin each, set down in unison, on her word. Nobody at your table ordered it. It is yours to take home.

FOURTH

Pink ice cream

Dessert arrives during the worst of it.

TO DRINK

The Lemon Drop

Pink lemonade, vodka, sugared rim — she called the girls her lemon drops. One comes with every ticket, poured at the venue's own bar. A zero-proof version pours the same, in the same glass.

Vegetarian as standard. Allergies and dietary needs handled — tell us at checkout.

Your table

Two seats, and everything
that arrives at them.

An advance screeningThe complete feature, months before release. Playing across the wall all night.

Four coursesServed by the cast, through the show. All of it pink.

A Lemon Drop eachPink lemonade, vodka, sugared rim. Zero-proof pours the same.

A ninety-minute showFive performers who never break character, at your table all night.

The candy tinYours to take home. You sign for it at the door.

A numbered badgeYou are a contestant before you sit down. So was every woman serving you.

From $179

A table for two · Everything above
Fri $199 · Sat $219 · Valentine's $249 · Mon $179

That's from $90 each — for dinner, a cocktail, a live show and a film
nobody outside the room has seen.

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Who is doing this

60M+Views on the
director's horror shorts

Blumhouse& DreamWorks
background

2027Feature release
you're seeing early

With Alex Essoe Doctor Sleep · Eileen Dietz The Exorcist · Kelli Maroney Night of the Comet

Before you book

The practical part

Is dinner really included?Yes — four courses and a Lemon Drop each, served through the show by the cast. One price covers two people entirely, no add-ons.

Is there a bar?Yes. Every venue holds its own liquor licence and its bar is open before and through dinner. Your Lemon Drop is included — anything after it is separate.

Is this really an advance screening?Yes. The complete feature, playing through the evening, months before release. You'll see it before critics do.

How scary is it?It's a horror show and it's meant to frighten you. Nobody touches you and nothing chases you.

Is there an age limit?21 and over. A cocktail is included in every ticket and the venue bar is open all night. Bring ID — everyone is carded, and everyone signs a waiver at the door.

Dietary requirements?Tell us at checkout. Vegetarian is standard and we can work around allergies with notice.

What if our plans change?All sales are final — but transfer your table to anyone, free, any time. Just reply to your confirmation with their name.

What should we wear?Whatever you'd wear to dinner. Some guests dress for 1982. Nobody is required to.

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